ACK ACK ACK!
Translation: Assemble human scum, and read the data generated from another successful ‘District of Columbia DreadBall Cup.’
The Martians hosted another NADC event, the DC*DC. An elite group of fearless Coaches accepted the Martian invite to play DreadBall in a daunting environment; WashingCon IV. It was the fourth DC*DC. It was the fourth WashingCon. Coincidence?
WashingCon is a convention like no other. Small, but sweet. Crowded, but cool. High priced, but high valued. WashingCon is a convention that focuses on playing board games. In particular, an abundance of family board games. You cannot swing a dead Yndij by the tail without hitting a child at WashingCon.
DreadBall was an outlier. It was the only miniature game present at the convention, disguised as a board game! The Martians are tricky, mischievous organizers. In a bout of counter programming, gamers far and wide came to witness the spectacle of DreadBall demonstrations and a tournament. Flyers were distributed, and mints were consumed. Three veteran Coaches entered the contest, and three brand new Coaches learned to play on Saturday in order to compete on Sunday. Now that’s moxie.
Not surprisingly, the rookie Coaches got messed up against seasoned competitors. But the winners were generous, the losers were eager to play in the next tournament, and the folk in middle had playbook criticism. So it goes. The Supreme Leader marked these rules and results:
The 2018 NADC rules pack was in effect. In short; Team builds were 1,200 mc. No Giants, no transfers, no Ronnie Rejects, and no “We Can Rebuild Him.” Team Captains, support staff, and generic player advancements (one per player at 25 mc) were allowed.
Coach and Team name
Race. Tournament Points. Total Fan Cheers. Total Serious Injuries. Match specs.
6. Juan Casanas and his Bash Bros.!
Brokkr. 0. 48. 4
Match 1. vs. Andrew. 3 point loss in Rush 10.
Match 2. vs. Wes. 7 point loss in Rush 5.
Match 3. vs. Dave. 2 point loss in Rush 6.
Match 4. vs. Brett. 3 point loss in Rush 12.
5. Dave Erickson and his Hunky Human Hot Hogs!
Human Corporation, Male. 3. 28. 0.
Match 1. vs. Brett. 3 point loss in Rush 10.
Match 2. vs. Geoff. 7 point loss in Rush 3.
Match 3. vs. Juan. 2 point win in Rush 6.
Match 4. vs. Wes. 1 point loss in Rush 6.
4. Wes Hayden and his Convicts of the Criminally Corrupt!
Convicts. 6. 23. 0.
Match 1. vs. Geoff. 7 point loss in Rush 5.
Match 2. vs. Juan. 7 point win in Rush 5.
Match 3. vs. Andrew. 7 point loss in Rush 5.
Match 4. vs. Dave. 1 point win in Rush 6.
3. Andrew Wodzianski and his C.O.C.K.S.U.C.K.E.R.S.!
Z’zor. 6. 39. 2.
Match 1. vs Juan. 3 point win in Rush 10.
Match 2. vs. Brett. 7 point loss in Rush 13.
Match 3. vs Wes. 7 point win in Rush 5.
Match 4. vs Geoff. 2 point loss in Rush 12.
2. Brett Postal and his Vampy Voluptuous Voids!
Human Corporation, Female. 9. 21. 0
Match 1. vs Dave. 3 point win in Rush 10.
Match 2. vs Andrew. 7 point win in Rush 13.
Match 3. vs. Geoff. 7 point loss in Rush 7.
Match 4. vs. Juan. 3 point win in Rush 12.
And the champion Geoff Burbidge with his Sphyria’s Fist!
Sphyr. 12. 27. 0.
Match 1. vs. Wes. 7 point win in Rush 10.
Match 2. vs. Dave. 7 point win in Rush 3.
Match 3. vs. Brett. 7 point win in Rush 7.
Match 4. vs Andrew. 2 point win in Rush 12.
And so, the North American DreadBall Circuit comes to a close for 2018. Or does it? If another golden ticket to the National Championship at Adepticon 2019 is on the calendar, let us know in the comments below. Otherwise, keep the brushes swinging. Keep the Slams brutal. Keep the Strikes blistering. May all of your sixes explode, especially when you’re playing against this Geoff character…
District of Columbia DreadBall Cup Champions
2018 Geoff Burbidge
2017 Dean Winkelspecht
2016 Xanth Squires
2015 Xanth Squires
SAVE THE DATE: JANUARY 27, 2019. EVENT HORIZON.