The seventh season of DreadBall CORT has officially wrapped. While a celebratory, post-season Ultimate match will see the top ranked six Coaches compete in September, the worst and the the first have been crowned.
Among CORT’s many traditions, each season is named. Previous years have included;
S3 The Search for Spock
S5 Slaughterhouse Five
and S6 Christ Punchers
Most seasons are titled after pop culture references. Season seven’s title, “Fresh Meat,” was literal. For the first time since it’s inception, CORT welcomed two new coaches into the fold. Their season debuts could not have been more different and their final matches are detailed below.
THE CORT DB S7 SACKO
VETERAN Steve’s Diaspora (Yndij) vs FRESH MEAT Gavrie’s Bruce (Sphyr)
The Sacko is played to determine the Coach with the worst season record. In a surprisingly tight field, the bottom game squared veteran Steve against fresh meat Gavrie.
THE CORT DB S7 Championship
FRESH MEAT Brett’s Mean Machine (Male Corporation) vs VETERAN Zak’s Russia’s Red Twitter Bot Army (Brokkr)
Several CORT Coaches will have an opportunity to seek revenge and hurl final insults during the post-season Ultimate match. BreadDoll readers can anticipate another Rush Report from that game. Meanwhile, Gavrie begins considering his team draft for Season 8. That season will see its first ball launch in October. Do readers have suggestions for CORT’s season 8 name? Let us know in the comments below.