Sunday April 15, 2018. Victory Comics. Falls Church, Virginia. United States of America. The North American DreadBall Circuit (NADC) sweeps through the region and offers four rounds of intense, intergalactic, competition.
It’s the Cocoa Castle Corporation Cup, or C-4 for short. Of course there’s a backstory, and it should be consumed before the Blaine Bar tutorial below.
The story thus far:
In 896AE, Chief Culinary Specialist Konrad Castle was stationed aboard the CCS Dread. His delectable prowess caught the sweet tooth of then Captain Jesus Ortiz, who would often encounter the chef during late night pantry raids. While enjoying chocolate petit fours, Ortiz would solicit Kastle for advice on his new recreational sport in hangar 91. A lifelong friendship blossomed in the Dread galley.
After military service, Castle became principal financier of an upstart corporataion specializing in explosives manufacturing. It was not a sound business decision. It was a bust. With retirement funds squandered, Castle asked long-time friend Ortiz, now Chairman of the DGB, for a helping hand. Ortize graciously replied, donating the funds to retool Castle’s corporate warehouses into a kitchen empire. A dream come true, Castle happily abandoned his efforts at armament sales for his life’s calling; Chocolate.
Reciprocating the generosity of Ortiz, Castle’s new corportation not only serves as the official Chocolatier of Digby, it also hosts a cavity inducing DreadBall tournament:
The Cocoa Castle Corporation Cup (C-4).
Konrad Castle wouldn’t reward the C-4 winner with just an ordinary trophy. No way! Instead, the Champion gets CHOCOLATE. Golden Blaine? Ha! The C-4 has a BLAINE BAR. There is nothing better in the galaxy that an edible totem of the infamous mercenary trapped in a casket of carbonite. I mean, cocoa.
Here’s how it was done.
With molten chocolate in hand (and a little in mouth), a steady pour and patience to dry resulted in…
May the best Coach enjoy this morsel of mayhem. And remember, even the worst Coach doesn’t leave hungry. Last place gets a BreadDoll. All coaches go back to the local room with a custom Home / Visitor card. And there’ll be some certificates and more chocolate delicacies to boot. Good luck to everyone attending the C-4! Interested competitors may still attend. Please visit DreadBall.com.